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Bear

Bear was the bully of the forest in his prime. He was a smug and pompous jerk that loved to pick on the other inhabitants of the forest. He played many pranks, ran racketeering, and was part of a huge honey bootlegging operation. Bear was not the biggest or the strongest of the bears in the forest, but he made up for it with his cunning and devious nature. Bear lived a good life, benefiting off the suffering of others. While bear was not a completely evil bear, he only looked out for himself and no one else. Unfortunately for bear, one day while in the forest he ran across a monkey. This was a poor monkey that suffered from severe brain damage. Bear decide to joke around with the monkey. Bear thought that since the monkey was dull and lacking mental capacity that it would not react to his shenanigans. So bear made faces at it and said many foul words to the monkey. Bear was just having the time of his life. Until, out of nowhere, the monkey jumped at him. Things got very violent at this point so I will spare you the details, but the point is Monkey killed Bear.


Universe:
Crazy Go Verse

Name:
Bear

Species:
Bear

Class:
Animal

Place Of Birth:
The forest

Current Location:
Currently dead

Occupation:
Bully, Racketeer, Honey Bootlegger

Known Enemies:
Monkey



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